Category: haiku

T minus eight days The fat man --- loading his sleigh Don't forget Big Guy Inspiration Part of the inspiration for this came from a conversation I had with one of my kids the other day. I was complaining to him that Santa never brings me anything and hasn't in a long time. Second, there…

Dental Hygienist. You clean my teeth, gums, and mouth. I lick your fingers. Inspiration Continuing with the Sunday haiku tradition, this one was inspired by the dentist appointment that I had to reschedule last week. I actually wrote it a while back. Given the fact that I just had that appointment, it seemed to fit.…

Big Guy's fuzzy face. You didn't need that beard. Right? Signed, Elf on the Shelf The Elf on the Shelf Today's haiku was inspired by my kids' Elf on the Shelf, Mr. Jingle Bells. If you haven't heard of an Elf on the Shelf, it's this little guy that shows up for your kids sometime…